An email from the kidnappers (currently being traced) suggests that Derek will be released from captivity later today. The message reveals that Derek has been brainwashed by a sect of tree-hugging neo-hippies intent on turning the planet saffron. Apparently, Derek will now pronounce love and peace and will promote the music of James Blunt and Enya as a global panacea.
On release, Derek will be offered trauma counselling and a refresher course on "Global Domination The Dalek Way".
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I think I saw Derek in the Metro Centre under a tree but I may be wrong?
Posted by CyberMan | November 22, 2007 6:41 PM