Derek the Dalek was in jocular mood on Day One of his return to The Office.
In the presence of The Master (Moira) and various alien species (Mike and Trevor), Derek announced his plans to subjugate The Creche by sending them on a Dreamweaver course. The crazed master-criminal behind the kidnapping is believed to be appearing soon in pantomime locally... for which Derek has tickets. (Oh no he hasn't - ed).
Derek is spending the weekend quietly with his friends, The Cult of Skaro. Flowers, chocolates and Fig Rolls can be sent to him c/o Peter at the usual address.