Derek the Dalek....cuddly, really,
Sadly, we have to report the kidnapping of Derek, our office Dalek.
A local officer of the Judoon, attending the scene at Unit 6, concluded from the barely literate ransom notes that the snatch was committed by a human, probably a female, driven temporarily insane through stuffing thousands of leaflets into envelopes. She may have been assisted in the crime by disaffected members of The Creche, a sinister organisation of alleged web designers and administration workers.
Derek is thirty three and a third and a much-loved member of a superior species. His hobbies include; seeking, locating and exterminating, the colonisation of other planets, performing emergency temporal shifts and the taunting of envelope stuffers. He is of course much misunderstood and he works endlessly for world domination (surely, you mean peace? - ed)
A reward (virtual) is offered for information leading to the safe return of Derek.
Please contact: The Cult of Skaro, c/o Gateshead City Learning Centre. who will be pleased to scan your brain waves for useful data.
Comments (3)
Ooooooooooh scandal!!
I never did like that Dalek, he was always abusive to those in the CLC and never went out to buy the lunches...
I say, where ever he is, leave him there, he was too much of a workshy fop and the bain of Unit 6.
He won't be missed in these parts I can tell you!
Posted by Mr X | November 21, 2007 12:40 PM
I know where Derek is.
Clue - Look to the North.
Posted by Kidnapper | November 21, 2007 12:41 PM
Dear Peter,
It’s me Derek. The kidnapper is planning on releasing me later on today. Their methods have been cruel and the torture was unimaginable. But fear not Peter as my evil ways have changed. I am now a loving and caring Dalik. After our many late night rendezvous discussing politics, religion and football I have now seen the error of my ways. It is time for me leave and go traveling I want to make the world a better place.
Love
Dalik
Ps - Pink Rocks!
Posted by Dalik | November 22, 2007 10:13 AM